;love

But i feel that i have an obligation to inform the whole world of my retardity.

I think everyone is getting bored of this short adventure of mine but for the benefit of those who haven't heard it yet, i shall note it down here.

So when i woke up at 6 according to my annoying handphone alarm which blasts Elmo's song, -yes i degraded back to elmo's song from barney theme song. i forced myself to go back to sleep, sure that it was a sunday. but then, i realised that my alarm wouldn't ring if it was a sunday. naturally, i freaked out and decided that it was a monday. so me being me, i happily, or rather, unhappily, put on my formal shirt and started fumbling with my tie. then it suddenly occured to me that monday had been a holiday. so i untied the knot that i'd decided to call a tied tie, took off my formal and dumped on the polo tee. then rather satisfied with myself for dressing so quickly, i trotted out of my room. wondering why my skorts were suddenly so comfortable. i looked down and noticed they were the shorts i had slept in. groaning, i rushed back in to put on my skorts. and started on my way out again. me being me, i didn't notice that my bag, wallet and phone were missing until i reached the door. pissed with myself, i ran back in to grab all those and FINALLY got on the bus and got to school. but i was still early. -phewf. hahahahhaas.
-AND YES. I DID WASH MY FACE AND BRUSH MY TEETH. LOL

i give up writing in huge huge chunks in proper sentences.
they just aren't me. D<
im not yuhan, nor am i ze, to like, squeeze lotsa crap in like a tiny bit of space.

OH AND CLARICE DID YOUR BF ACCEPT YET????D;
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAS.
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oops.
laughing fit again.
xD

hmm, after that was ohkay.
i dun think i did anything stoopid;D

kfc was retarded.
mush got delayed.
so we take away for her.
so nice right?
then yuhan was sitting next to me.
and it was freaky.
cos he kept pointing his finger at me,
like flick,
flick,
flick,
whenever he said something like,
i should skin the thing,
then take out the fats
then blahblahblah.
like freaky sadistic stuff...
so in the end i escaped to where the rest of the boys were sitting.
ditching nii and ruthie.
but i returned to my dearies when yuhan came to haunt me at the boys' table.
;D

after that was sian, sian, sian,
OHMYGOSH and CLAIRE'S CS PROJ IS LIKE OH. EM. EFF?!!!
like, SERIOUSLY.
freakishly imbah);
mine sucks.
compared to everyone else's));

we crapped to cheong and we were 25mins late for pe.
HRMPH.
MS LEE'S WATCH SUCKS LAHH.
by my watch, we were only 20mins late for pe luhh
D<
not that it makes much dif.
my pushups sucked lah.
i only did 23...
cos i was slow.
cannot recover quick enough.
yuhan was like going
1, 2, 3, 4, blahblahblah
then i was going,
oneee, twooh, threeee, fourrrr, and so on.
ahahahs i faill.
but not like i really mind being able to pon 2
xPP
after that was quite fun lah.
we went crajii as usual.

then we just sat around for no particular reason.
haha.

thenthenthen, we went to buy CAKE(;
the edible type, not the fat short mugger type.
xD
i love both of them so no matter.
so pinlin was spsed to pick up the cake,
but as usual, my memory failed me and we couldn't find a bengawansolo at clementi.
so pinlin said biebiee
and i went with yx adrian and mush to lot one.
hahahas.
nii chan went home.
and we met pradeep on the mrt.
apparently he's a wester.
not an east person.

lot one was retarded.
we bought chocolate cake, obviously.
i mean, you can't expect anything less from the great ore-sama right?
so after that yx and adrian went off,
and me dragged mush to cck lib to return outsiders.
-oh crapppzx, my grammar is going from bad to worse...
--but then, not as bad as the sms i sent to cakey. GOSH.
---i shall start chunking it together again thenD<

so back to topic, after we visited the cck library, mush and i went to macs to buy a sundae each. we sat there, randomly chatting about random stuff. then, i felt sodium chloride deprived and got french fries. to my utter dismay, THEY PUT BARELY ANY SALT ON THE THING. i was kinda pissed at macdonald's but considering that i always complain about the large quantity of salt they dump in indiscriminately, i shouldn't be annoyed with poor macdonald's which did nothing but save METAL -sodium. and cross off a complaint on the never ending list of complaints that i happen to possess. i should just blame murphy and his stupid law for coming up with a stupid law like murphy's law. -MURPHY YOU SUCK I HATE YOU. next up was another bout of retardity by me.

i swear that the stupid tapping machine at the MRT station has something against me. or the number 69. i absolutely abhor that thing. i calculated that i should have around 70 cents left. so i hoped that i could top up at bukit batok, cos i wanted to catch the jel train that happened to be 1min from arrival. but when i tapped my ezlink, cepas or whatever, i don't really care, the thing REJECTED IT. i bet my poor cepas/ezlink was super hurt. that reminds, me, brb because i need to comfort my dear cepas/ezlink which is emoing in a corner of my wallet now.));

ohkay, back. hihi(; it's slightly happier because i told it that it didn't need that particular idiotic tapping machine when so many others accepted it. it's a total whore. tsktsk. but let us not persue the topic of the sluttiness of my cepas/ezlink because it depresses me. so to return to my previous topic, i went to top up my card.
the top up machine seems to dislike me too. because i have numerous issues with it. so let me attempt to entertain you with a few of the problems it and i shared.

first, i put my card on and tried to stuff in the money, hoping that i could maybe top up my card and sprint up and somehow catch the mrt. -excuse my grammar here, i gave up on it. but, it managed to detect my frantic spamming of the buttons as something that was definitely not the top up page. it was something like, checking my card's status and frankly, i really didn't care about that then.

second, when i finally got the right page open, i tried to stuff in the money. i kept ramming the money in but apparently the top up machine really hated me, because it refused to let my money go in. i was getting pissed and failing my anger management when mush commented something along the lines of "that's the card slot!" i swear the money slot was there the last time i checked. i don't care. rawr.

third, even after i realised the correct slot for the money, i found out that i hadn't even chose whether to use nets or cash. i pressed something, and out came the nets page. i really really detest that top up machine now that i look back. i bet i could have caught the train if it hadn't screwed up like that.

fourth, clarice was a stupid mushroom, and she pressed cash for me. and then canceled the transaction. stupid shroom.

see how much issues i have with it? as a result of the machine's tyranny, i missed the train and waited 6 more mins for the next one. screwy machine.

yeah that's about it for my crappishly retarded day. hmm, i find that the last sentence was somewhat like an anticlimax. i bet everyone was preparing for a full scale rant about the total idiocy of top up machines, smrt machines, machines in general and et cetera. well, as a treat for my beloved readers i decided against it so thank me tmr(; or else i shall dedicate a whole post tomorrow in argumentative essay form + lotsa swear word on top up machines. but actually, i think i already finished ranting just now. but part of it was for entertainment so not really satisfying. but me being the nice girl i am, i shall end my post here and now.